he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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