Quick, to the slutcave!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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