I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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