Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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