Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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