grandma shit on top of the toilet
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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