Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Did I show you my penis last night?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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