Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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