how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Randomize
