Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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