Whod you bang
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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