David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize