I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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