if i can run in heels then i can drive
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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