Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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