ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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