her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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