it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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