You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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