The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She needs sedatives and a leash
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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