their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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