i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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