You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
