Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
there was a trapeze. enough said
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
The air taste purple.
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