my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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