Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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