It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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