I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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