with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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