i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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