I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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