Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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