Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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