It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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