JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
