Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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