so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize