I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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