haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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