FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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