I forgot how hot balto sounded
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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