So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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