no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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