you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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