The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm having to shit out rocks
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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