Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Green mimosas i think yes
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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