he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Randomize
