i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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