Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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