stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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