Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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