That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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