i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well I just put wine in my tea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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