Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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