toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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