Whats the glycemic index on semen?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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